Turnwhipple! (A Blog)

She swatted at the buzzing bee
Which hid inside her cup of tea.

Devon milked the cow until
Her pail was full (before the spill).

Despite her efforts ’round the clock,
Jill still sewed an ugly frock.

Except for church on Sundays, Vin
Loved to gossip, drink and sin.

Upon the sofa sat the rat.
Granny thought it was her cat.

When Aaron asked to play with Lynn,
Mum said no and drank her gin.

When Betsy called Sue Ann a liar,
Sue set Betsy’s dress on fire.

When Jackie planted pretty roses,
Thorny stems pricked sniffing noses.

Hungry Edmund’s lunch was chosen
By his mum who served it frozen.

Dawson tried to eat his peas
Which he did not do with ease.